Thank you!

Bless you for purchasing the Absolution Solution Kit™. You have done the Lord’s work and have been entered into the lottery of canonizations for sainthood, guaranteeing entry into the pearly gates. Blessed are the meek and generous for 15% of your purchase will go to help the ACLU, Planned Parenthood or Common Cause, restoring our democracy one absolution at a time. And, guess what — unlike one guy we know, we actually DO pay our taxes!

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